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 Posted: 29th Maret 2005, 16:37 |
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Pil yang jago nyanyi : Phil Collins
Pil yang pinter main sepakbola : Pilippo Inzaghi
Pil yang terang terus : Philips
Pil yang gak disuka dalam pergaulan : Pilih kasih
Pil yang bisa nerbangin pesawat : Pilot
Pil yang dipasang di bangunan : Pilar
Pil yang banyak njogetnya : Pilem India
Pil yang dibenci pria terhadap pasangannya : Pria Idaman Laen
Pil yang pernah dinyanyiin Morris Albert pada tahun 1970-an : Piiiiling, oooh, piiiling.
Pil yang dipasang di pistol : Piluru
Pil yang terkadang kata-katanya mbingungin : Pilsafat
Pil yang bersekolah : Pilajar
Pil yang suka melucu : Pilawak
Pil yang guedheee banget di ruang angkasa : Pilanet
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Posted: 29th Maret 2005, 18:51 |
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gariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
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Posted: 29th Maret 2005, 19:39 |
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*santanu tutup mata
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StudentsChoholic
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Posted: 30th Maret 2005, 00:37 |
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*** Another Day ** tutup resleting celana
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Posted: 30th Maret 2005, 06:39 |
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*vaughn siapin wajan biar gak garing
(buat nabok yang bikin garing )
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Posted: 30th Maret 2005, 15:23 |
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markov Tulis:
*** Another Day ** siapin wajan biar gak garing
(buat nabok yang bikin garing ) |
emang lo ga garing yes ?
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| Judul: Kamus Inggris Jawa |
Posted: 31st Maret 2005, 11:00 |
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Kamus Inggris-Jawa
Sedoyo, bagi yg lagi belajar bhs Inggris-Jawa intensip nih, biar di kate pede spiking-spiking,
1. Yes mother dont do that: Yo mbok ojo ngono..
2. Your head: enDas mu..
3. Your eyes: Matamu...
4. Your bald head: GUNDUL MU !!
5. Your knees falling down: Dengkulmu anjlog !!
6. Your bellybutton on fire: Udhelmu kobong !!
7. Your auntie's money: duwite mbokdemu tah ?
8. Your grandfather money: Duwite mBahmu !!
9. Your auntie teach you about that ? mbokdemu sing ngajari yoo??
10.Your mother goalkeeper: makmu kiper ...
11.Like that yes like that but don't be like that : ngono yo ngono ning ojo ngono
12. My body is not delicious today = awakku lagi gak enak.
13.Your face far away : raimu adoh
14.Your lips: lambemu
Kata2 tambahan terpopuler :
a. Your bellybutton turn up : udelmu bodong
b. Your head smell gum benzoin : nDhasmu mambu menyan
c. Cricket !!! : jangkrik
d. Your head was blown = ndasmu njeblug
e. Your eyes blind = matamu picak
f. Wanna eat your head : Tak kletak ndasmu
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Posted: 3rd April 2005, 17:02 |
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Antara Film Hollywood Dan Kondisi Indonesia
1. The Godfather - Eyang
2. Ugly - Gus Dur,Akbar Tanjung, dan Amien Rais
3. Girl, Interrupted - Megawati
4. Gone in 60 Seconds - Kwik Kian Gie, Jusuf Kalla, dan Laksamana Sukardi
5. All the President"s Men - Bob Hasan, Sofjan Wanandi, Liem Sioe Liong, Probosutejo, Sudwikatmono.
6. Usual Suspects - Tommy Soeharto, Habib Ali Baagil.
7. Mission Impossible - Pengadilan Soeharto.
8. The Untouchables - Anak-anak Soeharto.
9. The Idiots - Harmoko, Sudomo.
10. Conspiracy Theory - Pemboman yang terjadi akhir-akhir ini.
11. Enemy of the State - Wiranto.
12. The Nutty Professor - Habibie
13. Clueless - POLRI.
14. Small Time Crooks - Para tersangka Pemboman BEJ.
15. The Mirror Has Two Faces - Setiawan Djody.
16. Casino - Sigit Soeharto
17. Chicken Run - Prabowo
18. Dazed and Confused - Maya Ari Sigit
19. The King and I - Liem Sioe Liong.
20. I Know What You Did Last Summer - Aryanti Boru Sitepu.
21. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer - Buloggate dan Bruneigate.
22. Cry Freedom - Aceh, Riau, Papua.
23. Some Like It Hot - Ambon.
24. Titanic - Rupiah
25. Reality Bites - Rakyat Indonesia.
26. Big Momma"s House - Istana Wapres
27. Scream - Gus Dur hobi main tuduh tanpa bukti.
28. Meet Joe Black - Gus Wahid jadi debt collector di BPPN.
29. Runaway Bride - Ratih Hardjono kawin sama Fajrul "Rully"Falah.
30. Executive Decision - hak prerogatif presiden jalan-jalan ke luar negeri.
31. The Patriot - Nggak ada di Indonesia.
32. Gladiator - Mahasiswa tawuran lawan aparat.
33. Awakening - Orba bangkit dari kubur.
34. Ghost House - Rumah Soeharto di Jl Cendana.
35. The Devil"s Advocate - Pengacara Soeharto.
36. The X-Files - Semua kasus yang masuk ke Kejaksaan Agung.
37. Perfect Storm - Kondisi Indonesia sekarang. [fan]
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| Judul: re: Humor (share duonk) |
Posted: 10th April 2005, 00:42 |
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markov Tulis:
Antara Film Hollywood Dan Kondisi Indonesia
1. The Godfather - Eyang
2. Ugly - Gus Dur,Akbar Tanjung, dan Amien Rais
3. Girl, Interrupted - Megawati
4. Gone in 60 Seconds - Kwik Kian Gie, Jusuf Kalla, dan Laksamana Sukardi
5. All the President"s Men - Bob Hasan, Sofjan Wanandi, Liem Sioe Liong, Probosutejo, Sudwikatmono.
6. Usual Suspects - Tommy Soeharto, Habib Ali Baagil.
7. Mission Impossible - Pengadilan Soeharto.
8. The Untouchables - Anak-anak Soeharto.
9. The Idiots - Harmoko, Sudomo.
10. Conspiracy Theory - Pemboman yang terjadi akhir-akhir ini.
11. Enemy of the State - Wiranto.
12. The Nutty Professor - Habibie
13. Clueless - POLRI.
14. Small Time Crooks - Para tersangka Pemboman BEJ.
15. The Mirror Has Two Faces - Setiawan Djody.
16. Casino - Sigit Soeharto
17. Chicken Run - Prabowo
18. Dazed and Confused - Maya Ari Sigit
19. The King and I - Liem Sioe Liong.
20. I Know What You Did Last Summer - Aryanti Boru Sitepu.
21. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer - Buloggate dan Bruneigate.
22. Cry Freedom - Aceh, Riau, Papua.
23. Some Like It Hot - Ambon.
24. Titanic - Rupiah
25. Reality Bites - Rakyat Indonesia.
26. Big Momma"s House - Istana Wapres
27. Scream - Gus Dur hobi main tuduh tanpa bukti.
28. Meet Joe Black - Gus Wahid jadi debt collector di BPPN.
29. Runaway Bride - Ratih Hardjono kawin sama Fajrul "Rully"Falah.
30. Executive Decision - hak prerogatif presiden jalan-jalan ke luar negeri.
31. The Patriot - Nggak ada di Indonesia.
32. Gladiator - Mahasiswa tawuran lawan aparat.
33. Awakening - Orba bangkit dari kubur.
34. Ghost House - Rumah Soeharto di Jl Cendana.
35. The Devil"s Advocate - Pengacara Soeharto.
36. The X-Files - Semua kasus yang masuk ke Kejaksaan Agung.
37. Perfect Storm - Kondisi Indonesia sekarang. [fan] |
38. Saving Private Assets - Koruptor yang pada kabur ke luar negeri....
39. 30 Hari Mencari Cinta - Masa Kampanye |
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Posted: 22nd May 2005, 01:10 |
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Horas Bah !
BBM naik, hidup tambah SIMANUNGKALIT
Harga2 NAEK, SAGALA PANDAPOTAN MANURUNG,
Banyak SIHOTANG
Hidup bagaikan mendaki TOBING
Tak ada lagi HARAHAP
Kepala pusing sampai SIBUTAR BUTAR
Rambut rontok dan nyaris POLTAK
Jumlah rakyat miskin sudah PANGARIBUAN
Anak-anak menangis MARPAUNG-PAUNG
Otak sudah SITOMPUL
Tapi kita masih diminta sabar SITORUS
Jangan putus HARAHAP katanya
Mintalah PARLINDUNGAN,
supaya BONAR-BONAR selamat .......
BUTET dah ... !! |
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Posted: 22nd May 2005, 01:15 |
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Annie Wan
Lee Sum Wan : Hello can i speak to Annie Wan
Mr Sori : Yes u could speak to me.
Lee Sum Wan: No, i want to speak to Annie Wan!
Mr Sori : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Lee Sum Wan : Im Sum Wan. And i need to talk to Annie Wan! Its urgent.
Mr Sori : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what's
Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is Being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is
going to the hospital.
Mr Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the Hospital from the accident that isnt an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but i dont have time for this!!!
Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?
Mr Sori : Im Sori.
Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name!
Mr Sori : Im Sori!!
Lee Sum Wan : I dont l ike your tone of voice Mr and i dont care, Give me your name!
Mr Sori : Look lady, I told you already Im Sori! Im Sori!! Im SORI!!! You didnt even give me your name!
Lee Sum Wan : I told u before im Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be Careful my father is Sum
Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the co. He is Noe Buddy.
Mr Sori : Oh im so scared(sarcastically).Look i dont care about ur Uncle he's a nobody. Everybody
thinks his top dog and holding an Important position in the company.
Lee Sum Wan : No Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy doesn't work there.
Mr Sori : Like i said i dont care which one is ur aunt and i also know that not everybody works
here!
Lee Sum Wan : Wheech Wan is my sis!
Mr. Sori : I dont know which one is ur sis! Why u think I do? Look i got work to do and if im feeling mischievious, i'll Broadcast it on the P.A system saying. "Attention, someone called and said that
anyone's brother just got involved in an accident. But not to worry No one got injured and no one was sent to the hospital. But everyone Is going to the hospital anyways. The father maybe a somebody but if u're their uncle, u're a nobody. "how bout that!?
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santanu
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Posted: 30th May 2005, 16:07 |
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lord_of_the_kambing Tulis:
Annie Wan
Lee Sum Wan : Hello can i speak to Annie Wan
Mr Sori : Yes u could speak to me.
Lee Sum Wan: No, i want to speak to Annie Wan!
Mr Sori : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Lee Sum Wan : Im Sum Wan. And i need to talk to Annie Wan! Its urgent.
Mr Sori : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what's
Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is Being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is
going to the hospital.
Mr Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the Hospital from the accident that isnt an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but i dont have time for this!!!
Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?
Mr Sori : Im Sori.
Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name!
Mr Sori : Im Sori!!
Lee Sum Wan : I dont l ike your tone of voice Mr and i dont care, Give me your name!
Mr Sori : Look lady, I told you already Im Sori! Im Sori!! Im SORI!!! You didnt even give me your name!
Lee Sum Wan : I told u before im Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be Careful my father is Sum
Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the co. He is Noe Buddy.
Mr Sori : Oh im so scared(sarcastically).Look i dont care about ur Uncle he's a nobody. Everybody
thinks his top dog and holding an Important position in the company.
Lee Sum Wan : No Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy doesn't work there.
Mr Sori : Like i said i dont care which one is ur aunt and i also know that not everybody works
here!
Lee Sum Wan : Wheech Wan is my sis!
Mr. Sori : I dont know which one is ur sis! Why u think I do? Look i got work to do and if im feeling mischievious, i'll Broadcast it on the P.A system saying. "Attention, someone called and said that
anyone's brother just got involved in an accident. But not to worry No one got injured and no one was sent to the hospital. But everyone Is going to the hospital anyways. The father maybe a somebody but if u're their uncle, u're a nobody. "how bout that!?
Toot....Toot....Toot................. |
waakkksss, kagak loooeeeccuuuuuuuuuuu !!!!
admin, tolong postingan diatas agar didelete
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Posted: 31st May 2005, 15:37 |
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santanu Tulis:
waakkksss, kagak loooeeeccuuuuuuuuuuu !!!!
admin, tolong postingan diatas agar didelete |
Duh Santanu, loe dari dulu ga berubah2 gituh.
Gw tau kok loe tuh baca sambil ngakak sampe komputer loe ngerestart. |
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santanu
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Posted: 31st May 2005, 19:19 |
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lord_of_the_kambing Tulis:
santanu Tulis:
waakkksss, kagak loooeeeccuuuuuuuuuuu !!!!
admin, tolong postingan diatas agar didelete |
Duh Santanu, loe dari dulu ga berubah2 gituh.
Gw tau kok loe tuh baca sambil ngakak sampe komputer loe ngerestart. |
nah.. yang ini baru lucu...
miz u hunneh..
waakkksss, cuih..
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Posted: 10th Juni 2005, 04:32 |
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Ibu : "Bapak! sudah diberitahu berkali-kali masih juga merokok, rokok itu kan hanya menghambur-hamburkan uang saja!"
Ayah : "Iya saya tau"
Ibu : "Berarti bapak setuju dengan adanya banyak pabrik rokok di negara ini, yang hanya membuat bangsa ini melarat?"
Ayah : "Sebenarnya saya gak setuju dengan adanya pabrik rokok di negara kita ini!"
Ibu : "Trus, knapa masih merokok?"
Ayah : "Sebenarnya ingin sekali saya membakar pabrik rokok itu... tetapi apa daya... itu melanggar hukum, maka dari itu saya bakar satu-satu!"
ibu : "@#$%%^"
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